During Jazzercise yesterday, my tampon fell out. Not onto the floor, but most certainly out of my vag.
Seriously? What the fuck? When I first began having sex, I knew pregnancy was a possible side effect. I took all necessary precautions. When we first began trying to get pregnant, I knew pregnancy would change my body. When I spawned actual offspring, I knew my life would change in ways I could not imagine.
BUT I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR TAMPONS FALLING OUT OF MY BODY!!!!!!! THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!!!
Stupid clown car vag. You'd think I was Mama Duggar or something.
Wipe that fucking smile off your face, bitch, and stay put next time! It's your damn job!!
5 comments:
Oh my God. I love you. Just when I think I've had a day, I turn to you. lol.
Time for the elephant plugs.
This is hysterical. Thank you for making my day seem not so bad!
I gotta admit, that's pretty hilarious!
Oh. My. GAWD.
You KNOW I love the 'clown car vag' issue, but at JAZZERCISE?! Those wrinkly bitches must have been all "hahahahah" because you know they don't get their period anymore.
OMG. I can't even believe you wrote this! LMFAO!!!!
Freaking hilarious!
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