Yeah, still alive.
Will spare you the details of the goings on in my life. Will entertain you with random tidbits instead.
1. Put a Diet Coke in my fridge at work to chill in the dinky little freezer with the door flap inside the fridge. It actually froze the soda (that thing never freezes ANYTHING! WTF?), so I shook the soda to see if it was indeed frozen. Forgot about said shaking, got into car, pulled out of parking lot, opened soda. Stopped at stop sign, opened door, allowed the half of the soda that hadn't exploded in my car to drip onto the ground. By the time all was said and done, I was wearing more diet coke than what was left in the can, and what was left in the can was frozen. What a pisser.
2. Our house has been invaded by house flies. I guess they are welcome, since they are indeed HOUSE flies, but we're not exactly fans. And have killed at least 15 this evening. Super gross. The bright side is they are a sickly group and very lethargic, so therefore relatively easy to kill. Gonna try to trap some with chopsticks like the Karate Kid.
3. I broke a piece of the ceiling in my classroom today while hanging shit for Open House. This was after a clothesline holding 13 book report mobiles and 13 hot air balloon art projects snapped in half, causing reports and balloons to fly everywhere in the classroom. The 3rd graders were excited, to say the least. It was A DAY. And now I have to figure out how to hide the broken ceiling from my principal. Not quite sure how to do that.
Nice to see ya.
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Here's hoping your weekend goes much better.
~ Mona : )
I can just see the soda going off...ewww what a sticky ride home you must have had - hey, at least you were able to entertain me from the experience though - thanks!!!!
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